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Diluc popping up on your screen and even tho you didn’t want him.
i got fucking c1 dilcock
Dilcock by Dilcock March 13, 2021
Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.
Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!
dildock by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006

dildockery 

stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!
dildockery by brendan mc July 16, 2008

dildockery 

I cannot stand any more of your dildockery!
dildockery by brendan mc July 29, 2008

Diccockus 

A person who is a combination of a dumbass and an asshole to the the point of calling them just Dick or Cock doesn't quite cut it.
"Will you quit licking the Doritos and then putting them back you Diccockus?!"
Diccockus by Spider-Melon July 16, 2017
Whimsical portmanteau of the words "dildo" and "cock". Used commonly as an insult or friendly soubriquet.
Tim: "Hey where'd you put the beer"
John: "In the fridge, where else? You fucking dildock!"
dildock by cds333 November 20, 2014
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