Definitions by cds333

dildock 

Whimsical portmanteau of the words "dildo" and "cock". Used commonly as an insult or friendly soubriquet.

Tim: "Hey where'd you put the beer"
John: "In the fridge, where else? You fucking dildock!"

dildock by cds333 November 20, 2014

Reality Kings 

Porn website that claims to be "reality" yet is as fake as every other website out there.

Mike: "I hope I can get an invite to one of the Reality Kings sex parties when I get to California..."
Joe: " You dumbass, those aren't real parties; they're all porn actors!"

Reality Kings by cds333 November 20, 2014

ptable.com 

Online interactive periodic table website, featuring extended table, orbitals, oxidation states, solid/liquid/gas temperature, and much more. The best online periodic table on the internet.

Joe: "God dammit, I'm so tired of having to look up stuff in three different books. Why can't I find orbitals, molecular weight and valence data in one place"

Mike: "lol, go to ptable.com... Whats wrong with you?"

ptable.com by cds333 April 21, 2014