cds333's definitions

ptable.com

Online interactive periodic table website, featuring extended table, orbitals, oxidation states, solid/liquid/gas temperature, and much more. The best online periodic table on the internet.

Joe: "God dammit, I'm so tired of having to look up stuff in three different books. Why can't I find orbitals, molecular weight and valence data in one place"

Mike: "lol, go to ptable.com... Whats wrong with you?"

by cds333 April 21, 2014

dildock

Whimsical portmanteau of the words "dildo" and "cock". Used commonly as an insult or friendly soubriquet.

Tim: "Hey where'd you put the beer"
John: "In the fridge, where else? You fucking dildock!"

by cds333 November 20, 2014

Reality Kings

Porn website that claims to be "reality" yet is as fake as every other website out there.

Mike: "I hope I can get an invite to one of the Reality Kings sex parties when I get to California..."
Joe: " You dumbass, those aren't real parties; they're all porn actors!"

by cds333 November 20, 2014