Dildocorn

A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.

Did you see that unicorn!?
That wasn't a unicorn, that was a Dildocorn!

by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010

Dildocorn

A unicorn that has a dildo as a horn

Woah look at that Dildocorn behind that bush

by Skyler.l October 27, 2017

dildocopter

The object of which is made by combining a dildo and an RC helicopter that when added together make the great collision we call today the dildocopter. Often produces humor as you fly it into unsuspecting peoples' faces. This may also be used as a sex toy but use caution as it may provide a harsh pain as used depending on the speed that you fly the helicopter.

Dildo Pilot: Oooh look imma get that annoying neighbor today with my dildocopter
*Pilot starts up the copter as he floats it across the street to hit the guy in the face*
Neighbor: WHAT THE FUCK DID A DILDO JUST SMACK MY FACE?!?!
*Dildo Pilot snickers as he walks away unsuspiciously*

by Dildocopter October 23, 2013

Dildacorn

The act of one person using duct tape to stick a large, cock shaped dildo onto the forehead of another person after tieing them up. The recipient may also have a rope taped to their ass as a tail for added effect.

Person1 got wasted at a party. His friends decided to turn him into a Dildacorn.

by KaMp KaRnIe 4 lyfe April 19, 2015

dildomonkey

A girl who allows a guy to penetrate her with a dildo in front of all his friends while girl is off-tap and squirming around screeching like a monkey.

Megan is a dildomonkey.

by Louise B January 19, 2004

Dildocracy

The government form in which the head dildocrat forces a society to his/her dickish ways.

Yeah, the Republic of Vachina is a total Dildocracy.

by solidejake November 3, 2010

dildonor

Someone who donates dildos to people with sexual desire.

Child: I want a dildo.
Mother: The dildonor granted your wish.

by gregben June 8, 2021