DILDO

Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.

"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."

"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"

"I'd love to be a DILDO."

by Cackbag March 17, 2014

DILDO

Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF

Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.

by nikstuhh August 1, 2010

DILDO

acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.

Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.

by billboardslags November 20, 2010

DILDO

The ladies answer to MILF.
DILDO..(Dads I'd like to do once).

Can be overheard on girls night out,"That guy is such a DILDO"!

by Tcp October 6, 2013

DILDO

short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF

That Brad Pitt is a DILDO

by doug collins February 27, 2008

DILDO

The females pleasures!!

A female sticks her dildo in her pussy or ass and get's her pleasure!! Basiclly getting off!

by Bob Beck January 2, 2008

DILDO

Dad I'd Like to DO.

Kaylee: Damn, Brad Pitt is such a DILDO.

by goldfiishie September 4, 2009