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a male dildo; masturbation sleeve; fleshlight.
"oh man my new dildack feels just like a real pussy!!"
dildack by Mudkipps February 2, 2008
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dilwacker 

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.
That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!
dilwacker by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012
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Dildacorn 

The act of one person using duct tape to stick a large, cock shaped dildo onto the forehead of another person after tieing them up. The recipient may also have a rope taped to their ass as a tail for added effect.
Person1 got wasted at a party. His friends decided to turn him into a Dildacorn.
Dildacorn by KaMp KaRnIe 4 lyfe April 19, 2015
Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.

Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!
dildock by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006

Dildacious

pertaining to the shape and or size or a dildo/penis
That bald mans head is quite dildacious
Dildacious by werdman April 6, 2009

dildockery 


stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!
dildockery by brendan mc July 16, 2008

dildockery 

I cannot stand any more of your dildockery!
dildockery by brendan mc July 29, 2008
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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