dildo bag 

A dildo bag is a gaping, loose vagina.

Usually used as a derogatory term for a promiscuous female.

"Have you seen Adamina lately? She's become such a dildo bag."

dildo bag by Savethedrapes July 2, 2014

Dildo Baggins 

Frodo's gay brother.

Frodo Baggins had the ring.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.

Dildo Baggins by Moppe April 11, 2009

Dildo Baggined 

To give a miniature figurine of a dildo shaped bilbo baggins aka dildo baggins to an unsuspecting victim through a meticulously planned and orchestrated con.

Jim: hey jake, you got a light?

Jake: (knowing full well that Jim is going to ask him for a light because the dick always forgets a fucking lighter)

yeah buddy
*reaches and searches for a couple of seconds in pocket and says*
Oh, wait no, that’s just my dildo baggins.

*continue to search for two more seconds and pulls out the lighter*
Here it is

*hands it to jim*
Jim: thanks....um did you say dildo baggins?
Jake: yeah man, my dildo baggins.

*reaches into pocket pulling out the miniature figurine*
Yeah, lots of people carry these things. Here take this one, I have another at home.

*hands it to jim*
Jim: oh... no it’s alright, you keep it.
Jake: oh no Jim, I insist.

*places it firmly in Jim’s hand*
*Jim takes dildo baggins figurine into hand*
*Jim has a very strange feeling wash over him*
*Jim has just been dildo baggined.*

Dildo Baggined by chillycoat August 20, 2018

Dildo Baggums

the name of the person who joins your team on Halo 3, but decides to betray you and then proceeds to teabag your corpse.

goddammit flyingmonkey503, nobody likes betrayals or teabags, you dildo baggums!

Dildo Baggums by Tordawg March 26, 2009

Dildo Baggins 

A small female sex toy with an attaching bag to catch all flowing liquids.

Dildo with a bag attached

Dildo Baggins by Peeks December 26, 2003

Dildo Baggins 

Another name for a small and compact vibrator.

She keeps her Dildo Baggins in her purse when she travels without her boyfriend.

Dildo Baggins by Black DON-o-mite May 9, 2019

Dildo Baggins 

The code name for the jewish and bi curious Dylan Collins. He has an extremely pale penis, which is large at base but miniscule when reaching the head. He is very insecure, and without the support of Shortridge Academy, would undoubtably walk in front of an oncoming bullet train.

A Dildo Baggins or a Dildo Collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat dick in his rear.

A little background on Dildo/Dylan Baggins, is that he can be a large asshole but mainly towards fat people. His reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of Baltimore Maryland, known as "Chode-Opolus" is recently going through gastric bypass surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. Dylan and "Mr." Opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, Mr Baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into Opolus's ass, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. His head was suffocated, and never has been the same. They broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.

"I have a fucking Normal dick!"
"Stop bitchin, stop being such a Dildo Baggins."

Dildo Baggins by 97rc92 September 22, 2010