To give a miniature figurine of a dildo shaped bilbo baggins aka dildo baggins to an unsuspecting victim through a meticulously planned and orchestrated con.
Jim: hey jake, you got a light?
Jake: (knowing full well that Jim is going to ask him for a light because the dick always forgets a fucking lighter)
yeah buddy
*reaches and searches for a couple of seconds in pocket and says*
Oh, wait no, that’s just my dildo baggins.
*continue to search for two more seconds and pulls out the lighter*
Here it is
*hands it to jim*
Jim: thanks....um did you say dildo baggins?
Jake: yeah man, my dildo baggins.
*reaches into pocket pulling out the miniature figurine*
Yeah, lots of people carry these things. Here take this one, I have another at home.
*hands it to jim*
Jim: oh... no it’s alright, you keep it.
Jake: oh no Jim, I insist.
*places it firmly in Jim’s hand*
*Jim takes dildo baggins figurine into hand*
*Jim has a very strange feeling wash over him*
*Jim has just been dildo baggined.*
Jake: (knowing full well that Jim is going to ask him for a light because the dick always forgets a fucking lighter)
yeah buddy
*reaches and searches for a couple of seconds in pocket and says*
Oh, wait no, that’s just my dildo baggins.
*continue to search for two more seconds and pulls out the lighter*
Here it is
*hands it to jim*
Jim: thanks....um did you say dildo baggins?
Jake: yeah man, my dildo baggins.
*reaches into pocket pulling out the miniature figurine*
Yeah, lots of people carry these things. Here take this one, I have another at home.
*hands it to jim*
Jim: oh... no it’s alright, you keep it.
Jake: oh no Jim, I insist.
*places it firmly in Jim’s hand*
*Jim takes dildo baggins figurine into hand*
*Jim has a very strange feeling wash over him*
*Jim has just been dildo baggined.*
by chillycoat August 20, 2018
Frodo Baggins had the ring.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.
by Moppe April 9, 2009
by Peeks December 26, 2003
by Black DON-o-mite May 10, 2019
The code name for the jewish and bi curious Dylan Collins. He has an extremely pale penis, which is large at base but miniscule when reaching the head. He is very insecure, and without the support of Shortridge Academy, would undoubtably walk in front of an oncoming bullet train.
A Dildo Baggins or a Dildo Collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat dick in his rear.
A little background on Dildo/Dylan Baggins, is that he can be a large asshole but mainly towards fat people. His reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of Baltimore Maryland, known as "Chode-Opolus" is recently going through gastric bypass surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. Dylan and "Mr." Opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, Mr Baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into Opolus's ass, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. His head was suffocated, and never has been the same. They broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.
A Dildo Baggins or a Dildo Collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat dick in his rear.
A little background on Dildo/Dylan Baggins, is that he can be a large asshole but mainly towards fat people. His reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of Baltimore Maryland, known as "Chode-Opolus" is recently going through gastric bypass surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. Dylan and "Mr." Opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, Mr Baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into Opolus's ass, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. His head was suffocated, and never has been the same. They broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.
by 97rc92 September 21, 2010
by Filthychels December 23, 2016
A Hobbit residing in Sonipat, Haryana by the alias of Saurabh Dhillon.(Dhill-o, Dild-o).
He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.
Also a descendant of the common parasite.
He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.
Also a descendant of the common parasite.
by Beelzebub234 May 27, 2011