digical

Utter failure in prouncing the word digital.

Right up there with the utter failures of pronouncing words such as
Linksys as Linkski
USB as UBS
technological as technamological.

More often than not heard in a retail environment, where you'll meet more people that have no clue about technology and a general lack of motivation to even try than you'd ever want to meet.

I don't understand this digical stuff, can you do it for me?

digical by ryrynz January 6, 2014

Digical Camera 

something your parents, or those who are old, say when what they really mean is digital camera. i suppose, to them, the idea of digital images must have some kind of magical element to it.

"i got a new digical camera"

"look at the photos i took on my digical camera"

Digical Camera by stiffmouse December 26, 2011

digital imbecile 

Someone who believes anything they read online, before intelligently fact checking it for sense, validity or lack of tosh.

Wow, you posted that tosh! What an utter digital imbecile.

digital imbecile by Teraknor March 27, 2020

Digital Lipgloss 

A sought-after cosmetic used to increase the digital-ness of Big Corporates in non-tech industries. Just like putting lipstick on a pig, putting digital lipgloss on a company can make it more attractive.

i-Bricks? Sounds like a load of digital lipgloss!

Digital Lipgloss by cre8destiny October 10, 2018

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Digital Footprint

What is à Digital Footprint?
À digital footprint is just as the name says, your mark that you leave on the internet. Your footprint. It’s à trail of data that can not be removed and will always somehow be traced in the future. Nothing is truly deleted.

Person; Hello, I'm applying for a job as a teacher.
Person hiring: I'm sorry but we saw the video of you punching a colleague from your last job.
Person: I should have never posted that. My Digital Footprint Always Follows.

Digital Footprint by Rawr and Stuff9 May 5, 2018

Digital Homicide 

The two-men indie game development studio based on Yuma, Arizona, USA and formed by brothers James & Robert Romine, which is notoriously known for making video games with lots of bugs, bad graphics, terrible gameplay, as well as the shady business practices of themselves such as asset flipping, giving out free Steam Keys for Greenlight votes, spamming Steam Greenlight with reskins of a same game, censorship, and so on.

Their first game, The Slaughtering Grounds, was criticized by YouTuber Jim Sterling due to the game's poor quality. The stutio issued a false DMCA claim against the video, and later tried to seek damage from Sterling for false accusation. Their games are indeed so shit that they received tremendous amount of negative reviews and comments, while the studio did their best banning people calling out their practices.

The studio went even crazier trying to take down all negative comments against them. They submitted a lawsuit to Arizona District Court against 100 anonymous Steam users and even subpoenaed Valve in an attempt to acquire these users' personal information. Valve then pulled all Digital Homicide games from sale, saying they "stopped doing business with Digital Homicide for being hostile to Steam customers".

A: Look at all those Digital Homicide games getting removed from Steam Store!
B: Yeah they really fucked up big time. No doubt Digital Homicide just committed a Digital Suicide.

Digital Homicide by Star P. September 18, 2016