dieary 

A day-to-day-events book dat you write from beyond da grave.

If you got bumped off before your time, be sure dat your grave-site is designed to be accessible to homicide detectives, so dat dey can open your casket periodically and read your dieary in case your wandering restless soul is able to find out evidence of who offed you.

dieary by QuacksO June 17, 2021

The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister 

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.

Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!

The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister by Blood Sister October 6, 2023

Dietary Viber 

A dietary viber is someone who feeds of off some else's vibes.

Steve: Man, Cool Joe is so rad! Look at all of those dudes taking in his dietary viber.
Mark: Steve, how could you not take in his vibe?

Dietary Viber by PWS27 April 27, 2017

human diary 

The equivalent of a diary but representing a person. In other words your best friend. The person who knows everything about you and you trust them to keep your memories, thoughts, and feelings safe.

Many people refer to their lover as their human diary.

I love you! You are my human diary!

human diary by In love with Angelica April 8, 2017

Future Diary 

Its pretty much about a insane sociopath who stalks the guy she likes and ends up brutally slaughtering anyone who comes close within 7 feet to him.

Future Diary is so fucked up that I actually enjoy watching it.

Future Diary by keiichimaebara September 12, 2018

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.

Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie

Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!

Diary of a Wimpy Kid by tatertottzz July 6, 2011

The Diary of Jane 

The song "The Diary of Jane" is the new single from Breaking Benjamin, on their album Phobia, due for release August 8th, 2006. Its debut to the radio was on June 6th, 2006. The song is also on Breaking Benjamin's website, www.shallowbay.com

Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
As I burn another page
As I look the other way
I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane
So tell me how it should be

The Diary of Jane by AlphaFusion July 4, 2006