dieary

A day-to-day-events book dat you write from beyond da grave.

If you got bumped off before your time, be sure dat your grave-site is designed to be accessible to homicide detectives, so dat dey can open your casket periodically and read your dieary in case your wandering restless soul is able to find out evidence of who offed you.

by QuacksO June 17, 2021