diddlyfuck

(Noun) idle time spent twiddling ones fingers doing fucking nothing, to have accomplished nothing, null

I did diddlyfuck today.

by miguelfuentes August 20, 2014

dillyfuck

To waste time. Nonsense.

We don't have time to dillyfuck up here, we have to get back soon. - A-Ray

by D-Bruch January 12, 2009

doodlyfuck

A phrase used a hell of a lot by "the beav" in the book and upcoming movie, Dreamcatcher.

Others include "jesus-christ-bananas!" and "kiss my bender!"

by <*}}}}>< June 12, 2003

diddly-fuck

A person being without care or emotion for someone or something.

I don't give a diddly-fuck about you or your car.

by Cuke Lage July 27, 2017

daddyfuckfurrys

When your dad is horny and sees a bunch of furrys and wants to fuck them, he has a case called daddyfuckfurrys and it can be treated by him fucking furrys until he’s satisfied.

“Hey mom, dads been looking at these furrys weird and I heard about this disease called daddyfuckfurrys at school and I’m worried.”

by Mommyshat December 29, 2022

piddly diddly fuck all

absolutely nothing

"have you done your chemistry home work for cekander?" "Yeah right ive dont piddly diddle fuck all."

by Mike Press March 22, 2004

doodlyfuck

Is thrown in whenever the speaker fancies, meaning the same as "fuck"

What a crazy doodlyfuckin experience that was!

by Scotty pants April 15, 2003