verb. To fuck around, to get nothing accomplished or take an unreasonably long time to get something done.
When the light turned green, the drivers in front of Mike played diddle fuck, and he was unable to get through before it turned red again.
by dont diddle-fuck in traffic December 04, 2007
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A man who fucks around a lot. A man who diddles around. A man who gets blackout drunk or drugged up and does things to ruin his life. A man named Tyler Parton.
by cindyrella24 November 19, 2016
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