<*}}}}><'s definitions

beige

Stems from the stupid orange-like brown colour.

A mixture of dull, boring and irritatingly tedious.

Dude, that guy was so damn BEIGE!

by <*}}}}>< May 6, 2004

smurf

Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!

If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003

Hangtime

How long a boner lasts after intercourse

Suck my hangtime, you fucking nazi biatch!

Hell no, my hangtime is too good for a nazi!

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003

ssdd

Same Sex Different Dad

For use by those who are that way inclined. THAT MEANS YOU, YOU PERVERTED BIATCH!!

by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003

pecker cheese

his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his pecker cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .

extract from "alec g is a wanker" by bobybird & deadfish

by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003

ssdd

Sma shit different day. vortex toilets inc. used it as their slogan for the whole of their 26-day existence, after which they went bankrupt and were forgotten within seconds.

they couldn't pay for the factory, it was started with a $25 every two dys income. satan laughs!

by <*}}}}>< October 10, 2003

communism

Something that works on paper, but real life corrupts, and stalin was in fact a facist. he just never figured it out.

come to think of it, the same has happened to:
democracy (bush steals election)
Republic (rome burned)
Capitalism (the depression)
Facism (guess)
Despotism (saddam hussein bomed out of existence)
all forms of government have, in fact, become corrupted so far. except anarchy, but so what?
basically, communism would work if there is a totally honest cabinet running it. go figure.

by <*}}}}>< October 10, 2003