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The guy in the middle of a threeway gay orgy. This guy can give and receive at the same time. The trains can have multiple middlemen the longer they get.
Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: Amazing, I gave and received at the same time as the middleman for Luke and Codi.
Middleman by rainbowking February 19, 2023
In the drug world's supply chain they act as intermediaries between retailers (dealers) and consumers. The term is unisex, being used for man or woman. Typical practices include buying at street price then reselling at an inflated price, cutting the product to stretch it out, just charge money, drugs, sex etc for procurement or they buy in bulk at a discount thats not even close to wholesale prices (often times they don't realize they're actually middle-men , are in denial or just plain stupid).

Don't even bother to inquire about their source as they will take that secret to the grave. They are even privy towards homies giving excuses like "the dealer isn't taking new customers", "they're not a dealer, they just sell me a lil of their stash" or "I get it strait from the source (but never has large quantities)".

Identifying a potential middleman is easy, common red flags include- over priced; are always out and have to go re-up; not easy to get a hold of, sometimes for days; asks for gas money, not meant to be repaid; drugs come packed in torn grocery bags, plastic wrappers, foil etc instead of mini poly bags; asks you to front the money before they re-up; cant sell large quantities at a discounted price; rides a bike and not because they want to
"Man, I gotta get a better plug, this fukn guy is charging way to much and the bag is always short. what gives..."

"What do you expect from a homeless dude that lives in a tent over by the creek, hes obviously a middleman. Go find a real dealer you lazy pos"
Middleman by Maxdout June 16, 2021

middleman's tax 

A charge added on to the price of an item that one must pay a person who is buying said item so that the middleman can profit from the deal. Usually enacted when a minor is paying someone of age to buy alcohol or tobacco for them.
The damn middleman's tax is so high these days, I had to pay my brother 20 bucks for a fifth of smirnoff!
middleman's tax by omgitzandre2 December 24, 2010
1. An induvidual who specialises in the procurment of illict produce, and characterised by the devotion to the concept of minimal profit for maximal effort. Often associated with degen types.
Conal McKone: "Hey I need a tacktack yo"
Gerald Benson: "Go see Middleman he will sort you out!"
Middleman: CHUR
middleman by ffmmmmfmm September 27, 2005

Middleman's Salute 

To flip one the bird, usually from a fired worker to their superior as a last "fuck you". More emphasis on one's extreme hate can be expressed by using both hands.
John: My boss fired me today, right in front of everyone.

Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?

John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.

Mike: Pwnage.

Middleman Card 

the middleman card occurs when you purchase drugs off a dealer for a friend/aquaintance after receiving the money for it.

the card is played when you demand a key and/or line of said narcotics as it was you who ran around and did all the hard work.
the middleman card is standard procedure, if your friend refuses then call him a next level dowie brea and slap him.
Middleman Card by magistratemanz December 1, 2010
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