dingleman

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famous for his quotes and as a long running contestant on the bachelorette, dingleman is also known for this love of classic and seasonal toys, especially nutcrackers he has a large collection of nutcrackers in his house he will show them to you

"he who dies with the most toys wins" -dingleman
"i'll leave the broad thinking to the broads" -dingleman
"dingleman down" -d. man

dingleman by not dingleman i wish i was June 24, 2011

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dingleman

An ice cream man, a man who sells ice cream from a truck. So named because of the bell that is used to summon customers to the truck.

Mom, I hear the dingleman. Can I have some money for a popsicle?

dingleman by heptune February 3, 2006

Related Words

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Dingleman

A man that attempts to fellate every penis he sees but can never finish the job because he endlessly talks with his mouth full.

Person 1 Dude I heard Bryan was blowing everyone at the party.
Person 2 yes he was but he never quit babbling so nobody got to cut.
Person 1 That Bryan, what a Dingleman!
Person2 I know right?

Dingleman by Rutherford McFistinBitches August 8, 2024

Dinglebinky

1. (N) A round, furry creature. Typically wild and crazy.

2. (N) A word used in replace of a swear.

1. Boy: What was that!?
Girl: I think it was Mike Wazowski!
Boy: No it wasn't, you friggin dong! That was a wild Dinglebinky!

2. Holy Dinglebinky!

Dinglebinky by dinglebinky August 18, 2018

dingledonut

The result of having your pet rat shit on a plate of donuts while you're having sex with your dog. A dingledonut is something to avoid during or after a prayer service with Princess Peussie and/or Mary Mount or MOJO.

"Peussie fed me that dingledonut, knowing it would make me vomit on MOJO at the High Mass"
OR
"So there it was floating face down in the toilet, that damned nasty dingledonut"

dingledonut by Marcus Holly January 2, 2008

Dinglemummy

This is developed when a piece of toilet paper clings to a dingleberry. Also referred to as King Tut butt.

I told you to buy the good toilet paper, this cheap toilet paper is going to give me a dinglemummy.

Dinglemummy by dinglemummy January 16, 2011

Dinglefarmer

A man who raises dingleberrys as a crop. A Dingleberry farmer.

"The goverment pays me monthly so that I can continue being a dinglefarmer, and they can continue the dingleberry trade."

Dinglefarmer by Carl August 27, 2003

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026