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dictimize 

when you fuck a chick so damn well, you have to wipe her cum off your balls.
Dude, I totally reamed your sister so hard, I left that bitch dictimized.
dictimize by ethan bishop December 1, 2006
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Dicktimized 

Usually when a woman, or person is so addicted to the Dick, that he/she is hypnotized by it. He/She is blinded of all other qualities of that man, who is actually a dick himself. In essence she has been hypnotized by the dick, and therefore she has been dicktimized.
I know he's such a jerk, but I love him. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's so nice. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he cheated on me, but he is so sweet and he has money. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he fucked my mother, but he is a loyal man. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.
Dicktimized by cubedspace3 January 15, 2010

Urban-Dictionize

The act of creating your own word, and later submitting its definition to UrbanDictionary.com. Also referred to as "U.D." for short.
Bob: Dude, I totally made up this amazing word!
Joe: Really, what is it?
Bob: Kadlrkyasoh!!
Joe: Yo dude, you better Urban-Dictionize that.
Bob: Yeah man, I'm totally gonna U.D. it 2nite..
Urban-Dictionize by jonnjonn141 February 17, 2009

Dictified 

An intellectual verbalization delivered in a sarcastic or demeaning tone. Usually followed by "smack-down" or "bam" or "blow."
"Ryan, she just delivered a dictified smack-down in your face!"

-or-

"Liz, that was a dictified blow to your ego."
Dictified by MFrizzell February 10, 2009

dictatize 

Kate: “damn Susan you dictatized over josh.”
Susan: “he can do no wrong with a dick that good.”
dictatize by MadamJedi December 28, 2017

victimized 

to be in the same room someone is having sex in when you are unaware of the situation.
Girl 1: "did you hear? Bob and Sue had sex last night at her house party."
Girl 2: "I fell asleep in the same room as Sue!!"
Girl 1: "Ohhh mannn, you got victimized!'
victimized by warning147 June 25, 2009

Victimized 

The word that is used to rub it in someones face after they have been geesed.
example 1 - Ray Lewis murdering Mike Vick
Lewis, "AWWWW, you just got victimized son."

example 2 - Student A Victimizing Student B and Student C confirms it.
Student A - "yo' momma's so fat, she got hit by a parked car"
Student B - "Ohh yea, well....uh..."
Student C - "Awwww snap, you just got victimized tinkerbel"
Victimized by Mike L. November 10, 2004
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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