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urban dictionist 

A viewbag that adds pointless definitions to Urban Dictionary.
"Dizzy added another dumb definition to Urban Dictionary. He's the definition an urban dictionist."

Urban Dictionirony 

- The state of affairs when incessant visits to UrbanDictionary.com have left you with no other vocabulary than what is found on the site.
- Being incapable of communicating with other people who do not have extensive knowledge of Urban Dictionary words and phrases.
"John failed his english test yesterday because all he knows are words and phrases from Urban Dictionary
"More like urban dictionirony"
Urban Dictionirony by merk_frost January 14, 2012

urban dictionfied 

a word that you use that is in the urban dictionary
google stalk, its urban dictionfied,, just look it up in the urban dictionary
urban dictionfied by salamendrina October 24, 2008

urban dictioneer 

A person who makes entries into the offbeat children's website Urban Dictionary urbandictionary.com

Normally, they are individuals who think they are far funnier than they actually are, entries to the dictionary often reflect this.

They sometimes vary in forms and one may come across the pisstaker variety, whereby they make an entry in the urban dictionary, simply to ridicule other urban dictioneers.

It is somewhat a mystery how urban dictioneers are capable of converting electronic writing into actual excrement.
please see previous entry for an example of an urban dictioneer
urban dictioneer by Master George January 27, 2007

urban dictionaire 

A geek who posts many, many words on Urban Dictionary.
I am so excited, because I am becoming an urban dictionaire!
urban dictionaire by Seshie January 9, 2009

Urban Dictionare

Someone who actually uses all these crusty ass words and terms in urban dictionary.
Girl: Oh my god, kanye not, you don't have that good good I want.
Guy: Jesus, another fucking Urban Dictionare! You realize nobody uses those words, right?!
Girl: Omk, you just used one you hippocritic!
Guy: Oh... god no!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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