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Urban Dicrastination 

Spending all of your time on Urban Dictionary when you should be doing something else (such as writing a paper, studying for an exam, preparing for something important, etc.).
Joe: “Hey man, are you ready for the final?”
Bob: “Not at all, I spent all night urban dicrastinating.”


Joe: “Did you finish your section of our group project?”
Bob: “No…sorry…I have a real urban dicrastination problem…”
Joe: “But you had two weeks to do it!”
Bob: “I know, I learned about six-thousand new words...”


Joe: “I didn’t finish my paper, I urban dicrastinated all night”
Bob: “Same here bro, I spent like seven hours on the Live section alone watching people vote up or down on words”
Urban Dicrastination by DustinB22 December 18, 2008
Related Words

discrase 

when you're apart of an asian family and you get a B+ on your math test, you put shame on your family name.
ex. Son, you're a discrase to the family!

diceased 

I mean, I dunno, maybe I'm just behind the curve when it comes to keeping up with horrible fetish websites, but this is the first time I've disceased this.
diceased by Dookie Velvet April 27, 2003

dictasexual 

a sexual attraction to someone with an extensive vocabulary.
"'Scale' by Keith Buckley is a dictasexual's wet dream."
dictasexual by gutteraesthetic November 22, 2016
im boutta ditrase dat bih
ditrase by yktrze November 20, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004