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Urban Dicrastination 

Spending all of your time on Urban Dictionary when you should be doing something else (such as writing a paper, studying for an exam, preparing for something important, etc.).
Joe: “Hey man, are you ready for the final?”
Bob: “Not at all, I spent all night urban dicrastinating.”


Joe: “Did you finish your section of our group project?”
Bob: “No…sorry…I have a real urban dicrastination problem…”
Joe: “But you had two weeks to do it!”
Bob: “I know, I learned about six-thousand new words...”


Joe: “I didn’t finish my paper, I urban dicrastinated all night”
Bob: “Same here bro, I spent like seven hours on the Live section alone watching people vote up or down on words”
Urban Dicrastination by DustinB22 December 18, 2008
Related Words

discrase 

when you're apart of an asian family and you get a B+ on your math test, you put shame on your family name.
ex. Son, you're a discrase to the family!

diceased 

To perform a search for a funny fetish
I mean, I dunno, maybe I'm just behind the curve when it comes to keeping up with horrible fetish websites, but this is the first time I've disceased this.
diceased by Dookie Velvet April 27, 2003

dictasexual 

a sexual attraction to someone with an extensive vocabulary.
"'Scale' by Keith Buckley is a dictasexual's wet dream."
dictasexual by gutteraesthetic November 22, 2016
Big long dick ass nigga, fuck bitches long dick style
im boutta ditrase dat bih
ditrase by yktrze November 20, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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