dicoda
An ugly piece of shit nobody likes . can't get any guy loves to fuck her self and always uses a dildo in the bathroom
dicoda by Ashton hariss October 23, 2017
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dickdar
(verb)DIK-dar: A swift, straight legged, pointed-toed kick to the penis. Originated in a trailer park in sterling heights, MI, from a man known as Cheif,AKA Shevyky, cheifkadog, tonk, etc.
(excam.)DIK-dar: used to show extreme exictement,
(noun)an offensive word to call your friend when youre mad
(excam.)DIK-dar: used to show extreme exictement,
(noun)an offensive word to call your friend when youre mad
"If you dont shut up your gonna get dickdared" (v)
"DICKDAAAAR" (ex)
"Why are you bieng such a dickdar today" (n)
"DICKDAAAAR" (ex)
"Why are you bieng such a dickdar today" (n)
dickdar by Theo-droskis B April 12, 2008
Related Words
dicoda • dacoda • dickdar • dickdash • Dickdabbler • dicola • DaiCoda • Decoda • Decodah • Decodation
Dickdadouche
Dickdadouche by Hillary4prezz2016 May 19, 2010
dickdatic
A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.
B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.
We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.
And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.
Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?
Lucy: fuck this.
B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.
We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.
And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.
Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?
Lucy: fuck this.
DickDark
One of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or 'touch up' the coloring of an overused penis. Discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-sexually active males.
Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.
Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.
Dickday
When you are not sick but call into work to take a sick day anyway because you want to spend the day having sex.
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