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When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.
“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”
by Sargonnas January 04, 2018
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Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.
GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.
by anailyak June 16, 2016
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when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed
Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!
by killerbird12 May 06, 2016
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Depressed from lack of sexual action, commonly found in females and fortnite gamers
The poor girl hasn’t had dick in a month shes probably dickpressed.
by Marcopologr July 10, 2018
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a type of depression someone experiences when there is a distinct lack of dick in their life.
danielle: girl, i'm dickpressed rn
dynystasia: i gotchu who you wanna fuck?
by uwu mxtthew February 01, 2019
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To be dickpressed means to be “depressed” and thirsty for dick.
boy 1: Damn Angela keeps hitting me up in the nightime, telling me to come over
boy 2: Sounds like she might be dickpressed
by HILL$ June 09, 2018
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