dickpression

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

by TheMusicMan000 March 03, 2016

dickpression

the state of being dickpressed due to lack of dick in ones life or shrimpy dick

This bitch has dickpression because her fuck buddy has a chode.

by enslavedimmigrant7 September 26, 2017

dickpression

When the ration of women to men is 2/3 and you haven't had sex in a real long time. Its basically the dust bowl for dicks, hard to find and lacking in variety.

I haven't had sex in so long and there are seriously no guys around, its the god damn dickpression.

by yourkneedhasarrived November 09, 2016

dickpression

When the dick ain't shit and it got you feeling hella depressed

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Zach's dick was so small it put Jazmine into a dickpression

by JazMar February 03, 2016

Dickpressed

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

by Sargonnas January 03, 2018

dickpressed

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

by anailyak April 10, 2016

dickpress

a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode

guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?

guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"

guy 1: amazing

by weejooooooo April 17, 2010