dickpressed

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

by anailyak April 10, 2016

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when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed

Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!

by killerbird12 January 24, 2016

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sad because of your lack of receiving dick

damn i havent gotten dick in a while im dickpressed

by Babadookiedigger October 13, 2018

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a type of depression someone experiences when there is a distinct lack of dick in their life.

danielle: girl, i'm dickpressed rn
dynystasia: i gotchu who you wanna fuck?

by uwu mxtthew February 01, 2019

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Dickpressed

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

by Sargonnas January 03, 2018

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The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

by TheMusicMan000 March 03, 2016

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a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode

guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?

guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"

guy 1: amazing

by weejooooooo April 17, 2010

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