Ray has such a dicktude today.

Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.

Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.

Dicktude by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009

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Dickhudt

The metaphorical act of putting something on the shelf

Let's Dickhudt that for a moment

Dickhudt by Evcaleb July 9, 2009

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texan dickfudge

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

texan dickfudge by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

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dickwaddle

Dickwaddle- Another term used for a wanker, idiot or a really bad slip up.

Bob: Wow did you see how drunk frank was the other night
Tony :Yeah, he's such a dickwaddle.

dickwaddle by JBBoobies December 24, 2016

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dickwad

A filler word you can use in your everyday conversation if you don’t want to sound too much like a Terminator. If used correctly, it will make you sound cool and tough at the same time.

John: You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative” or some shit like that. You say “no problemo”. … If someone gets upset you say “chill out”! Or you can do combinations.
Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.
John: Great! See, you’re getting it!
Terminator: No problemo.

dickwad by DJ Frolic October 6, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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