Klinkhammer's definitions

Bassturd

1. A person who is acting like a jerk
2. A large piece of shit that’s shaped like a bass fish

That guy is bassturd for treating u like this you can do better than him

Fuck him he’s a bloody bassturd

by Klinkhammer July 1, 2019

Wigga

Slang term used to words a white person that’s equivalent to the word wigga

Yo wazzup ma wigga ? You got my $10

Wigga say what ?

by Klinkhammer July 15, 2019

Wigger

A 90s term to describe white people who wanna be black

Stfu Wigger yo new track ain’t fire

by Klinkhammer July 16, 2019

Jailbreak

The best way to get features on iOS devices that app doesn’t offer

Hey man I just used jailbreak for my iPhone and I got more apps

by Klinkhammer June 4, 2019

techxpert

The Genius who know is a know it all when it comes to knowing everything about tech

Ask him/her how to program and or repair any time of laptop, program or smartphone

He/She will tell ya!!! What they think is right

Hey Jimmy your a Techxpert Right?
Can u help me fix my laptop ?

Jimmy : Sure and yes I am a techxpert and the problem with ur computer is that it has been hacked

Thanks Jimmy you da Texhxpert

by Klinkhammer May 23, 2018

dickwud

A SUPER ANNOYING PERSON

STFU DICKWUD

by Klinkhammer May 24, 2018

White Mail

Something that’s more extreme than black mail

Hey man if you don’t do this I will tell your parents your secretly addicted to porn and secretly have a crush on your mom

Hey man you wouldn’t that White Mail !

by Klinkhammer May 28, 2018