dickwod 

a dickwod is an annoying person

"STFU dickwod"

dickwod by Dickwod May 7, 2003

dickwod 

A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting ejaculate. The dickwod acts as a barrier between the penis and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during masturbation.

I need a new dickwod - this one is almost saturated!

dickwod by davard August 16, 2004

Dickwod 

Someone who is a dick and also dumb

Man, your a dickwod

Dickwod by MyGameIsLagging November 22, 2018

dickwod 

dickwodis to be a stuped ass

when messing around and no one finds it funny ie a dickwod

dickwod by man-utd February 4, 2010

A whole dickworth 

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.

"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"

A whole dickworth by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

Inbred Dickwad 

The horrendously offensive insult screamed at you by the cops in GTA Online

"Inbred dickwad"

Inbred Dickwad by Scrawny Nag June 15, 2020

Dickroderie 

When several dudes come together to get their friend laid by leaving him the last man standing at the bar with a girl.

Bro we full on ditched mike and Jenn at the bar, he better have gotten laid. That was some awesome Dickroderie.

Dickroderie by True Dicktective July 8, 2015