dickwod

a dickwod is an annoying person

"STFU dickwod"

by Dickwod May 7, 2003

dickwod

A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting ejaculate. The dickwod acts as a barrier between the penis and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during masturbation.

I need a new dickwod - this one is almost saturated!

by davard August 16, 2004

dickwod

dickwodis to be a stuped ass

when messing around and no one finds it funny ie a dickwod

by man-utd February 4, 2010

Dickwod

Someone who is a dick and also dumb

Man, your a dickwod

by MyGameIsLagging November 22, 2018