Dickwhistle

Noun. A person whose intelligence is so sub-par they would take everything at a literal meaning. For instance, they would actually try to blow while giving a blow job. These are the people that believe, and share, everything they read online.

If that dickwhistle bothered to research, he would see that article is satire.

by K.R. Omen April 29, 2016

DickWhistler

A sluty chick that always has a cock in her mouth

Katie got sick at the reunion, not from the food but from all the DickWhistler she had done with the brothers at the BBQ

by DR.S Moostie June 18, 2019

dickwhistle

A person who is perfectly suited to use a penis as a whistle. See cockmunch, cockjockey, cockass, cocksmoke, etc.

"Man, Marlins fans are real dickwhistles!"

by Sam Sosa October 09, 2003

Dickwhistler

a guy who blows on a dick to make a sound

Paul blew on Joe's Dick and made a lovely sound

by Paul Kramer January 11, 2003

Little Dickwhistle

The most obvious thing you call your 10 year old son after 4 bottles of wine on New Years Eve

Get over here you little dickwhistle or your going back up where you came from...my va-jay-jay!!!

by Sunshine saves lives January 01, 2019

Dickwhistle

An instance in which someone cockfarts just right through a vacant Prince Albert piercing.

"Did you hear that? It sounded like a dickwhistle. Somebody must have lost their PA."

by Chaos Sue October 25, 2012