dickwhistle
A person who is perfectly suited to use a penis as a whistle. See cockmunch, cockjockey, cockass, cocksmoke, etc.
dickwhistle by Sam Sosa October 8, 2003
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Dickwhistle
Noun. A person whose intelligence is so sub-par they would take everything at a literal meaning. For instance, they would actually try to blow while giving a blow job. These are the people that believe, and share, everything they read online.
Dickwhistle by K.R. Omen May 24, 2016
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Dickwhittery
The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery
Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!
Dickwhittery by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020
Dick whistle
Slang for an insult which indicates said person has a paper thin penis, causing a sharp whistling noise as they walk by.
Dick whistle by Faggalicious 2 January 20, 2011
dirtwhistle
dirtwhistle by newt January 3, 2004
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