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Slang for an insult which indicates said person has a paper thin penis, causing a sharp whistling noise as they walk by.
That sounded terrible, austin needs to tune that dick whistle to a b flat
by Faggalicious 2 January 18, 2011
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A male or female preferably a male who blows on dicks as if it were a whistle. It is commonly used to make fun of others by saying they blow dicks.
by Delusional State January 18, 2008
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A person who is perfectly suited to use a penis as a whistle. See cockmunch, cockjockey, cockass, cocksmoke, etc.
"Man, Marlins fans are real dickwhistles!"
by Sam Sosa October 08, 2003
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Noun. A person whose intelligence is so sub-par they would take everything at a literal meaning. For instance, they would actually try to blow while giving a blow job. These are the people that believe, and share, everything they read online.
If that dickwhistle bothered to research, he would see that article is satire.
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by K.R. Omen April 29, 2016
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A noise that comes from the air of a queef or a fart travelling over the veins of a man's erect penis during sexual intercourse. Every man has a different dickwhistle because every man has veins in different places and of different sizes.
Billy's dick whistle is short and high-pitched because he has a small and not very veiny penis.

Jamal's dick whistle is long and triumphant, like a trombone.
by TheManColin November 06, 2009
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