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dickship

Slang for a wang or penis. Used most commonly by someone who is awaiting the immediate sexual use or opportunity to show off one's wang.
"Hey baby, do you want to see my dickship?"

"Dude, you haven't seen a fighting vessel until you've witnessed my dickship."
by Vianegativa85 March 10, 2009
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1) verb: The practice of worshiping entrepreneurs and capitalists for performing acts of supreme vanity, such as spending double-digit millions to book a ride on a billionaire's spacelift vehicle, or being the "Man who made it happen", who attempts to wave his interplanetary ding-dong around in hopes that the serfs take notice and approve.

2) The spacelift vehicles used by recipients of dickshipping (typically, a very phallic rocket such as the first Blue Origin ship which carried Jeff Bezos and a few of his closest, well-paying worshippers/fans for a 20 minute joy ride).
Tom totally dickshipped the latest billionaire to take a publicity space ride.

Did you see the Blue Origin take off the other day? It was a dickship that looked like a giant dick.
by Der Rote Kommandant August 14, 2021
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1. A form of relationship where one, both, or all people are focused on sex & getting or receiving dick.

2. A dick based relationship &/or a sex based relationship involving dick(s) whether casual, hardcore, romantic, or lustful.
*girl is cheating*

Girl: "I was on tinder for friendship"
Guy: "More like for Dickship"
by MalSmallz October 4, 2023
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When you ship people solely because of dick size.
Oh my god, Becky that's like totally a dickship, I sooooooo dickship it.
by thetruebitches July 9, 2016
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Dickship is a slang word that roughly means bullshit, nonsense, or fuckery. It’s used to describe something stupid, unfair, messed up, or just generally ridiculous. The tone can be ironic, annoyed, or dismissive, kind of like when someone says “That's fucked up” or “this is bullshit.”

Depending on context, it can refer to a situation, behavior, or even a person, similar to how English speakers might say “this is some real shit” or “he’s being an idiot.”
This drink was a total dickship.
What dickship are you up to?
by levicore November 11, 2025
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Dickskipper

1. An individual who passes over ones penis in the act of giving a full body massage.

2. One who skips a dick.
I went to massage parlor and this Korean woman gave me this full body massage and I have got to say she's a real dickskipper.
by Nip Slaper December 18, 2013
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dickshit one who is a dickhead and a piece of shit when calling someone a dickhead or a piece of shit want do you blurt out dickshit
my neighbor is a such a dickshit for letting his dogs crap in my yard and refuses to clean it up
by bluebear April 26, 2020
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