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someone who is so useless that all they are capable of is wiping dicks, or a worthless asshole
That guy sure is a fucking dickwipe.
Who hired that dickwipe?
by TRAPPERDOG January 14, 2004
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dick wipe that little bitch.
by Jebby, PresTeeJ May 21, 2008
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A sterilizing pad treated with human safe skin cleansing agents. Widely utilized by men on the go expecting an impromptu blow. Selfish men rarely use this male douche of sorts.
I met my lady friend after a hard day of work and she requested I swab a dick wipe before she proceeded to shove a cock down her throat.
by Jeffreyaki May 03, 2003
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The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dickwipe that little bitch.
by Tommysalami May 22, 2008
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A brand of dispossible towels designed to be used to wipe your penis after a messy ejaculation when your lover is not allowing to suck excess semen from your face, and no blinds/bedclothes/curtians are at hand to fill this roll. Constructed from 100% cotton for that nice soft delicate penis wiping experience, and comes in a large range of aromatic and pleasing-to-the-nose smells...
''Aww shit, It's everywhere, Man I wish id bought a DICK WIPE
by James Foxhall February 28, 2005
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1.Same as an ass wipe but the male sex not the female
2.Very rude and a VERY big f'n asshole(someone who is on yur hit list)
girl: I f***in hate you, you G***amn dick wipe. Go to hell and burn you f***er!!!
guy: bitch...
by SlowMo420 July 12, 2004
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