dickwhip

A male who slaps another male with an erect or semi-erect dick

Alonzo dickwhips Andrew every day

by DrPhil October 17, 2003

Slowzing

That state that you reach during a long airplane flight which is somewhere between sleeping and dozing. You wake up thinking you have slept for an hour but only five minutes have passed.

"Gawd that flight back from Asia was long and all I got was slowzing."

by DrPhil October 15, 2009

windshield hickey

The round suction cup mark that a gps leaves on the inside of the windshield.

I let Helen borrow my car for her trip to New Jersey and the little bitch left me with a windshield hickey.

by DrPhil August 04, 2011

Antzpantz

When a male pops a boner

Andrew is antzpantz when he sees alonzo

by DrPhil October 17, 2003

altoid

joint, marijuana cigarette

Named because the small tin container that altoid mints come in often holds joints when the mints are gone.

"Hey Mary, wanna go out for an altoid and a beer after work?"

by DrPhil July 16, 2008

Fantasy Wedgie

A fantasy, especially sexual in nature, that gets stuck in your head and keeps coming back to tease you over a period of days or weeks.

"Seeing her dancing in those red boots the other night really gave me a fantasy wedgie."

by DrPhil October 15, 2009

g.i.l.f

guys I'd like to fuck

Often said by married women in the context of ..."if I were single"

"Marty is on my 'g.i.l.f. if I were single' list"

by DrPhil January 09, 2006