dicktrum

when your dick and scrotum are one

they all laughed at my dicktrum

dicktrum by Andrew February 28, 2004

dickorum 

behavior in keeping good dick and propriety
proper etiquette for keeping dick
plural noun: dickorums

Susan is proud of her dickorum.

dickorum by WeinerQueens May 2, 2018

dicktruffle 

also, a truffle of the dick

no definite meaning....just a nice word.

used in many contexts

"You are a dicktruffle"

"Hello fellow dicktruffle"

"Fancy a dicktruffle?"

dicktruffle by jinjur June 21, 2006

dicktum 

A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.

Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.

dicktum by QuacksO September 11, 2020

dicktrus mist 

When your hookah tastes like dick.

"Damn scro wtf are you smoking,...dicktrus mist?"

"Is that citrus mist you smoking? Nah man tastes more like dicktrus mist"

"Shit scro I thought I ordered a pineapple hookah,...this tastes like dicktrus mist or something"

dicktrus mist by Sir Scrocifer III December 22, 2010

dicktumbleweed 

When your dick gets flaky from dead skin and the dead skin starts falling off along with pubes and creates a ball of hair and dead skin.

Dave: Yo man i had the worst dicktumbleweed yesterday

Bob:I had one last week it flew into the breeze

dicktumbleweed by JessicaRAWR April 17, 2009

Dicktum 

A woman’s or man’s mind falls victim to a male because of his devil penis (The dick so good it ruined a life) That person fell dicktum to that man and now he can get away with murder and they’d still wanna fuck him one last time.

Becky is in denial of being a dicktum to bob.

Dicktum by Sexualbeans June 3, 2018