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when your dick and scrotum are one
they all laughed at my dicktrum
dicktrum by Andrew February 28, 2004
Words you can keep

dickorum 

behavior in keeping good dick and propriety
proper etiquette for keeping dick
plural noun: dickorums
Susan is proud of her dickorum.
dickorum by WeinerQueens May 2, 2018

dicktruffle 

also, a truffle of the dick

no definite meaning....just a nice word.

used in many contexts

"You are a dicktruffle"

"Hello fellow dicktruffle"

"Fancy a dicktruffle?"
dicktruffle by jinjur June 21, 2006
A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.
Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.
dicktum by QuacksO September 11, 2020

dicktrus mist 

"Damn scro wtf are you smoking,...dicktrus mist?"

"Is that citrus mist you smoking? Nah man tastes more like dicktrus mist"

"Shit scro I thought I ordered a pineapple hookah,...this tastes like dicktrus mist or something"
dicktrus mist by Sir Scrocifer III December 22, 2010

dicktumbleweed 

When your dick gets flaky from dead skin and the dead skin starts falling off along with pubes and creates a ball of hair and dead skin.
Dave: Yo man i had the worst dicktumbleweed yesterday

Bob:I had one last week it flew into the breeze
dicktumbleweed by JessicaRAWR April 17, 2009
A woman’s or man’s mind falls victim to a male because of his devil penis (The dick so good it ruined a life) That person fell dicktum to that man and now he can get away with murder and they’d still wanna fuck him one last time.
Becky is in denial of being a dicktum to bob.
Dicktum by Sexualbeans June 3, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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