dickorum

behavior in keeping good dick and propriety
proper etiquette for keeping dick
plural noun: dickorums

Susan is proud of her dickorum.

by WeinerQueens May 2, 2018

Dickorum

Maintaining a proper respect for the male anatomical appendage.

Sharon didn’t display proper dickorum when seeing Alan naked for the first time.

by KevDog November 12, 2018

Deckorum

1. dignified propriety of behavior, speech, dress, etc with regard to the act of top decking.
2. the quality or state of being deckorous; orderliness; regularity; efficiency; justice; stealth.

I heard some young ruffian top decked that nice irish theme pub, even though their prices were reasonable and the beer tasty.

Such an act violates deckorum.

by Hauntedddd October 5, 2009

dicktrum

when your dick and scrotum are one

they all laughed at my dicktrum

by Andrew February 28, 2004

dickormortis

This happens when you fap so hard for so long, that it becomes almost painful to release the grasp of your penis.

Dude, I fapped for like 15 minutes and now my hand is stuck

Bro sounds like you got a case of dickormortis

by Lyoko_the_luxray September 18, 2016

Dickcrumb

Skin cells left in a woman from sex.

I'm not gonna eat you out! I dont want that last guys dickcrumbs!

by Wicked1124 September 21, 2019