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dicktum

A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.
Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
mugGet the dicktummug.

Dicktum

A woman’s or man’s mind falls victim to a male because of his devil penis (The dick so good it ruined a life) That person fell dicktum to that man and now he can get away with murder and they’d still wanna fuck him one last time.
Becky is in denial of being a dicktum to bob.
by Sexualbeans June 3, 2018
mugGet the Dicktummug.

dicktum

A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.
Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
mugGet the dicktummug.

Dicktum

A narcissist that claims they are the victim but at the same time acts like a total complete dick therefore they become the dicktum.
My ex always played the dicktum in the situations that he caused.
by Dicktum October 24, 2022
mugGet the Dicktummug.

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