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john dickenson 

A random mf that was supposed to baby sit his friend's child and ended up killing both of them.
Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."
Very powerful. Usually the last name of a genius. He/she is great in bed, and gets all the guys/girls. Intelligent and unique. Good looking, just doesn't realize it. Kind and will eventually find the right one.
Damn! Wish I was a Dickenson.
dickenson by Jill Boland December 25, 2016

Cheap Dickinsons Disease

A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.
"Have you seen Brandon lately?"

"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease

Dickson Derby 

The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.
Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."
Dickson Derby by M-Chill December 19, 2012

dickason disease 

when some dumb fat fuck has too lift his stomach up just to take a piss.
Andrew caught the dickason disease once he reached 400 lbs.
dickason disease by JP1986 December 5, 2011

Dykenson's Disease

Noun. The hereditary and contagious disease spread amongst females that results in the occurance of scissoring and other lesbian acts. A terminal illness equivalent to AIDs. Discovered by Dr. LeBlanc in 2002.
Watch out for Amy ladies, her mom was diagnosed with Dykenson's Disease and its contagious.
Dykenson's Disease by CLeB54 February 18, 2011