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john dickenson 

A random mf that was supposed to baby sit his friend's child and ended up killing both of them.
Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."
Very powerful. Usually the last name of a genius. He/she is great in bed, and gets all the guys/girls. Intelligent and unique. Good looking, just doesn't realize it. Kind and will eventually find the right one.
Damn! Wish I was a Dickenson.
dickenson by Jill Boland December 25, 2016

Cheap Dickinsons Disease

A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.
"Have you seen Brandon lately?"

"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease

Dickson Derby 

The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.
Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."
Dickson Derby by M-Chill December 19, 2012

dickason disease 

when some dumb fat fuck has too lift his stomach up just to take a piss.
Andrew caught the dickason disease once he reached 400 lbs.
dickason disease by JP1986 December 5, 2011

Dykenson's Disease

Noun. The hereditary and contagious disease spread amongst females that results in the occurance of scissoring and other lesbian acts. A terminal illness equivalent to AIDs. Discovered by Dr. LeBlanc in 2002.
Watch out for Amy ladies, her mom was diagnosed with Dykenson's Disease and its contagious.
Dykenson's Disease by CLeB54 February 18, 2011
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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