Beavis's definitions

cornholio

a fucking moron who is constipated and puts his fucking piece of shit shirt over his fucking head.

I am Cornholio, a fucking moron, and i put my piece of shit shirt over my fucking head.

by Beavis August 11, 2006

beavis song

Its a mad cap song about beavis.. some dude with a big head which is controled by a monkey. (visit www.beavissong.tk)

Beavis you big headed fool.. did you hear your song yet

by beavis April 10, 2005

golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

mushroomhead

a band consisting of 8 members. They play metal mixed with industrial kinda like Marilyn Manson

Slipknot copied Mushroomhead's mask look

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

WANKER

A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

slipknot

a shitty nu-metal poser band who copies Mushroomhead's look

Joseph: Have you heard the new Slipknot CD?
Eric: Yeah, it sucks ass
Joseph: Just like Slipknot!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

Sharonda

a fork used for eating

i ate with the shiney new Sharonda lat night

by Beavis October 7, 2006