Beavis's definitions

bunk

really bad pot

marijuana that was swept off the floor and has dog hair and carpet fuzzies in it

ditch weed

if you smoke that bunk you'll just get a bas headache

by Beavis December 6, 2003

sadapop

Er....Where's the punchline, AYB? Although yeah, sodapop does mean soda and pop.

I get high on Jolt sodapop caffeine.

by Beavis March 31, 2003

dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003

beavis song

Its a mad cap song about beavis.. some dude with a big head which is controled by a monkey. (visit www.beavissong.tk)

Beavis you big headed fool.. did you hear your song yet

by beavis April 10, 2005

volence

Always gets the job done.

The 8-track wouldn't fit in the VCR, so I used some violence with a baseball bat to get it in.

by Beavis September 10, 2003

sponer

spontaneous boner; an unexpected or unwanted erection of the penis

I was sittin' in church, and I got this sponer that wouldn't go down

by Beavis January 19, 2004

slipknot

a shitty nu-metal poser band who copies Mushroomhead's look

Joseph: Have you heard the new Slipknot CD?
Eric: Yeah, it sucks ass
Joseph: Just like Slipknot!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004