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Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.
I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?
by 808Rockz June 11, 2014
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When a secretary excels far beyond her job description and exhibits continued enthusiasm for sucking and fucking her boss.
I got a new secretary that's a true keeper. She keeps my life organized with her superior computer skills and helps take the edge off of me with her superior dicktaketion.

Joe to coworker: I wish I could put dick-take-tion on this monster job posting!
by 808Rockz June 11, 2014
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Marked with a red welt from being whipped by a penis.
Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.
by 808Rockz June 11, 2014
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