dickstrap 

A person who likes to get down and dirty. Use things such as dicks to slap their partner while doing the nasty with their partners. They tape the dildo to the ceiling fan and spins around the room.

Me and my bitch used a dickstrap last night and shit got nuts. She was screaming "holy smokes"

dickstrap by mmmm booty October 21, 2021

Uniform Dickstribution 

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.

Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

Uniform Dickstribution by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

dickstar 

Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.

"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."

"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."

dickstar by drspacebaby May 29, 2015

Dickstracted 

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

Dickstart 

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating

Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good

Dickstart by Cap watet June 2, 2021

dicksappointed 

Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.

When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.

dicksappointed by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009

Dickstachio 

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

Dickstachio by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011