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dickstrap

A person who likes to get down and dirty. Use things such as dicks to slap their partner while doing the nasty with their partners. They tape the dildo to the ceiling fan and spins around the room.
Me and my bitch used a dickstrap last night and shit got nuts. She was screaming "holy smokes"
by mmmm booty October 21, 2021
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Uniform Dickstribution

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
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dickstar

Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.
"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."

"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."
by drspacebaby May 29, 2015
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Dickstracted

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
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dickstruck

When all other positive or negative attributes of a man fall to the wayside on account of him having either a big dick or being really good in bed.
"He's kind of a lame but I can't help it, I'm dickstruck."
by THAT_GIRL1 October 24, 2011
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Dickstart

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating
Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good
by Cap watet June 2, 2021
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dicksappointed

Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.
When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.
by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009
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