The feeling of being soo horny and your penis is constipating on over due sperm that has overloaded the storage space and seeking an exit from the body prior to bursting
This celibate bullshit my girlfriend put me through for the past months got me dickstapating dude, I feel like a human stuck to two balls of sperm
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'