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dickstapating 

The feeling of being soo horny and your penis is constipating on over due sperm that has overloaded the storage space and seeking an exit from the body prior to bursting
This celibate bullshit my girlfriend put me through for the past months got me dickstapating dude, I feel like a human stuck to two balls of sperm
dickstapating by Maknoni January 24, 2018

Dickstipation 

When you poop out of your weiner and you don't know why.
You think your kidney stone was bad? I had dickstipation for two weeks straight.
Dickstipation by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009

dickstelation

When the stars line up to look like a penis.
Wow! Look at that dickstelation!
dickstelation by Myba989 July 12, 2023