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dickshaft 

a person who is being a total ridiculous jerk
slang originating in the northwest areas of Chicago
He just stood me up!
What a dickshaft!
dickshaft by caago August 21, 2009
Words you can keep

dickshaft 

The middle and longest part of a penis, between the head and body.
She grabbed his long shaft and ran her lips along it.
dickshaft by Dave Mitchard February 12, 2004

Dickhater 

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.
"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"
Dickhater by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018

Dickshaw 

The name of the act of accepting insertion of a rollerblade wearing man's penis into one's anus and towing him around the room as if in a rickshaw.
I bought some new rollerblades so your mom can give me a dickshaw ride.
Dickshaw by Yeffaham420 October 20, 2009
1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?

Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?

Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.

Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.

Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.

Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*

*Jem misses a shot*

"DickShag-United"
DickShag by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017

Dickstart 

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating
Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good
Dickstart by Cap watet June 2, 2021

dickshit 

dickshit one who is a dickhead and a piece of shit when calling someone a dickhead or a piece of shit want do you blurt out dickshit
my neighbor is a such a dickshit for letting his dogs crap in my yard and refuses to clean it up
dickshit by bluebear April 26, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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