1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?
Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?
Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.
Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.
Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.
Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*
A dickshot is when you are out hunting and Dick Cheney appears and shoots you. This has happened recently to a lawyer who said tapping phone lines is wrong.
"Man, that 78 year old lawyer who got dickshot just had a heart attack"