dicksex 

Sex that occurs with a penis. A real penis. When dildos are used, see the definition for fake dicksex.

Oh JP, wanna go play dicksex? Sure Matt!

dicksex by definately not Matt March 21, 2007

Dicksexlick

When a dyslexic person attempts to pronounce his/her own condition, the sound that emerges is "dicksexlick".

Jane: I'm concerned you may be dyslexic.

John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!

Dicksexlick by jerfadelphia June 2, 2013

decksex 

A period of intense focus when creating decks for collectible card games such as Magic: The Gathering. Often stretching into the twilight hours of the night and replacing actual playing time altogether.

Mark: "hey you wanna play some MTG tonight?"

Phil: "Yea sure. I had some major decksex last night, need to playtest some new cards"

decksex by MrCopacetic June 8, 2014

Dicksentials

The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.

Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”

Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”

Dicksentials by Wolfany August 10, 2018

dicklexia 

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

dicklexia by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009

Dick sex 

When two naked men use their penises as swords and whoever loses and cums first has to like it off the other man penis

Bro me and tony where having fun doing some Dick sex and I won so he gave me a blowjob

Dick sex by Ogie bogie October 13, 2020

Dirksexual 

Someone who is dirksexual is sexually and/or romantically attracted to Dirk Strider from Homestuck.

Person 1: You see Rust over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: They’re Dirksexual.

Dirksexual by Tellmmmmmjhhh August 9, 2020