decksex 

A period of intense focus when creating decks for collectible card games such as Magic: The Gathering. Often stretching into the twilight hours of the night and replacing actual playing time altogether.

Mark: "hey you wanna play some MTG tonight?"

Phil: "Yea sure. I had some major decksex last night, need to playtest some new cards"

decksex by MrCopacetic June 8, 2014

Dicksexlick

When a dyslexic person attempts to pronounce his/her own condition, the sound that emerges is "dicksexlick".

Jane: I'm concerned you may be dyslexic.

John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!

Dicksexlick by jerfadelphia June 2, 2013

ducksexual 

To be sexually attracted to ducks (fun fact: duck rhymes with fuck) ducksexual is often used as a joke between friends and on social media (this definition itself is a joke)

Josh: hey
Alec: I fucked a duck yesterday

Josh: cool
Alec: yeah I'm ducksexual
Josh: Cool so am I

ducksexual by Shimmermoon01 May 30, 2016

ducksexual 

being sexually attracted to ducks

Willford: Are you ducksexual?
Josh: yeah
Willford: Cool, i'm pansexual and ducksexual. But I think ducks look more hot when it's raining.

ducksexual by vegancows October 8, 2018

decasexual 

A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).

Let's use Hillary Duff, who is evidently a decasexual, as an example:

She is a decasexual because enjoys indulging herself in sexual activity with Mariah Carey, George Bush, (I don't know any famous hermaphrodites), Lassy (the famous dog) and tables. She also gets aroused by Sailormoon, Peter Griffin, (I don't know any famous animated hermaphrodites), Pikachu and that sword that the Megazord uses in Powerangers.

decasexual by Herman Shultz August 29, 2008

dicksex 

Sex that occurs with a penis. A real penis. When dildos are used, see the definition for fake dicksex.

Oh JP, wanna go play dicksex? Sure Matt!

dicksex by definately not Matt March 21, 2007

dicksexual

Loving duck and giving good head jobs

“Amanda gave good head bro”
“Oh yah? She sounds dicksexual to me.”

dicksexual by Dick_bitch_ May 11, 2018