Dickslexic

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When the dick so good it make her stutter and typo when she message you.

Man this girl's dickslexic bad af, can't understand what she saying.

Dickslexic by Slippery Slopes January 24, 2020

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Dickslexic

A woman who chooses the exact opposite man she needs

She is so loyal and he sticks his dick in everything, she is SO Dickslexic

Dickslexic by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 21, 2016

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Dickslexic

Opposite of the normal forward state...your dick actually is coming out your ass!

I was using the urinal but realized I was DICKSLEXIC...so i sat down on the toilet.

Dickslexic by Dick S March 30, 2010

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Dickslexic

When you can't tell if a dick is a good dick or a bad dick.

When he first whipped it out, I thought it was gonna be bigger, that's when I realized I was dickslexic.

Dickslexic by Daisyspins1 May 26, 2017

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dickslexic

Word created from the streamer '''' on Twitch

WooLuBu: dickslexic
Chat: WHAT?
WooLuBu: NO I MEAN DYSLEIXC

dickslexic by R.Riya.a November 25, 2021

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Dicksexlick

When a dyslexic person attempts to pronounce his/her own condition, the sound that emerges is "dicksexlick".

Jane: I'm concerned you may be dyslexic.

John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!

Dicksexlick by jerfadelphia June 2, 2013

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dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

dicklexia by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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