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When the dick so good it make her stutter and typo when she message you.
Man this girl's dickslexic bad af, can't understand what she saying.
by Slippery Slopes January 24, 2020
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.
Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.
by Angel_in_AZ May 07, 2017
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Opposite of the normal forward state...your dick actually is coming out your ass!
I was using the urinal but realized I was DICKSLEXIC...so i sat down on the toilet.
by Dick S March 30, 2010
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A woman who chooses the exact opposite man she needs
She is so loyal and he sticks his dick in everything, she is SO Dickslexic
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 21, 2016
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When you can't tell if a dick is a good dick or a bad dick.
When he first whipped it out, I thought it was gonna be bigger, that's when I realized I was dickslexic.
by Daisyspins1 May 26, 2017
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The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.
Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.
by Angel_in_AZ May 07, 2017
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