dickseer

A person who can see out of there dick.

Com'n man why u got to be such a dickseer.

by Person142 October 9, 2018

Dickster

A hipster that is a douche bag or dick. Or in other words, every hipster.

That Starbucks was full of dicksters.

by BallHard. August 26, 2013

dicksperience

A word that decribes the backround and history/record of a girls experiences with dicks/penis's and/or sexual record.

1) Dude, she has MAJOR dicksperience.
2) I wonder if Betty has enough dicksperience to handle this (points to his dick)
3) Out of my dicksperiences, he's the biggest.

by LACOCKROCK July 17, 2010

The Dickbeer Float

Pour beer into the pussy, but be sure to let it saturate...then you fuck the shit out of it until you cum inside(no pull outs!!!!), then have her power pussy(squirt out) the concocktion in your mouth...tastes surprisingly just like a root beer float!

I bet you liked The Dickbeer Float i gave you last night baby...

by Dick Cummings1 May 3, 2008

mr dickster

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had

Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009

dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.

1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.

by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005

Dickseed

When you fuck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a dick tree that looks like your dick. It's a sexual ritual and totally bad ass.

Dude1: yo, let's go spread our dickseeds.

Dude2: yeah, I'm tryna.

by Hahathemanayy March 22, 2016