Dickscursion

Half Dick Appointment and half out looking for dick.

“Where were you last night? On a dickscursion… took me like 2 hours to get to their place!” or “I'm going out bar hopping on a dickscursion! Wish me luck!”.

by BC Says August 22, 2022

dickcussion

When a man tally-whacks an individual across the head and/or face with his penis and causes either permanent or temporary memory loss, impaired speech, headache, dizziness; may result in moderate loss of motor skills.

Natalie went to a frat party and a got a nasty dickcussion.

by Artholemule July 12, 2015

Dickscussion

Any conversation relating or pertaining to, the male genitalia.

"Yeah my right ball hangs lower and is smaller, what about you?"
"For me it's my left hangs lower but right is smaller"
"Good dickscussion bro"
"You too bro"

by MortifiedPenguin7 January 30, 2022

dickscussion

A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'

Me: We had a nice long discussion about religion last night.

Friend: Oh, you mean a dickscussion

by capngrumpy December 16, 2005

dickspulsion

When you try to go pee but your dick explodes

Mom, I had a Dickspulsion in the bathroom!

by Singadopals October 31, 2020

dickspulsion

When you try to go pee but your dick explodes

Mom, I had a Dickspulsion in the bathroom!

by Singadopals October 31, 2020