dickscribe
dickscribe by Sudonym April 18, 2016
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Uniform Dickstribution
When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
Uniform Dickstribution by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
Related Words
Dickscrimination
"Theres No way I'm Dating You, You're Small"
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination
Dickscrimination by Toastpolice September 16, 2009
Dickocrite
Person who is not only a hypocrite, but also a major dick about it. They think they are holier then tho while all the time plotting evil and crushing cities like Godzilla, whilst wearing a t-shirt that says "NOT ME"
A HYPOCRITE goes to church on Sundays but cheats on their husband. A DICKOCRITE goes to church on Sunday, and cheats on their husband with his brother.
A HYPOCRITE says their vegan and wears TShirts advertising soy...a DICKOCRITE wears said TShirt while eating CHEESE.
A HYPOCRITE goes to church on Sundays but cheats on their husband. A DICKOCRITE goes to church on Sunday, and cheats on their husband with his brother.
A HYPOCRITE says their vegan and wears TShirts advertising soy...a DICKOCRITE wears said TShirt while eating CHEESE.
"Richard is such a dickocrite...he yelled at me because I cheated on my test, but I just found out he has been sleeping with my best friend for 3 months.
Dickocrite by poon1004 August 13, 2013
Professor Dickscrape
A man who...
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
Professor Dickscrape by me aka tommy March 9, 2010
Dickscribble
They gave me a dickscribble of fries when I ordered the small.
When I was little I had a dickscribble of a tree house, it sucked ass.
When I was little I had a dickscribble of a tree house, it sucked ass.
Dickscribble by One Eyed Wonder Weasle January 6, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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