dickscribe
dickscribe by Sudonym April 18, 2016
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Uniform Dickstribution
When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
Uniform Dickstribution by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
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Dickscrimination
"Theres No way I'm Dating You, You're Small"
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination
Dickscrimination by Toastpolice September 16, 2009
Dickocrite
Person who is not only a hypocrite, but also a major dick about it. They think they are holier then tho while all the time plotting evil and crushing cities like Godzilla, whilst wearing a t-shirt that says "NOT ME"
A HYPOCRITE goes to church on Sundays but cheats on their husband. A DICKOCRITE goes to church on Sunday, and cheats on their husband with his brother.
A HYPOCRITE says their vegan and wears TShirts advertising soy...a DICKOCRITE wears said TShirt while eating CHEESE.
A HYPOCRITE goes to church on Sundays but cheats on their husband. A DICKOCRITE goes to church on Sunday, and cheats on their husband with his brother.
A HYPOCRITE says their vegan and wears TShirts advertising soy...a DICKOCRITE wears said TShirt while eating CHEESE.
"Richard is such a dickocrite...he yelled at me because I cheated on my test, but I just found out he has been sleeping with my best friend for 3 months.
Dickocrite by poon1004 August 13, 2013
Professor Dickscrape
A man who...
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
Professor Dickscrape by me aka tommy March 9, 2010
Dickscribble
They gave me a dickscribble of fries when I ordered the small.
When I was little I had a dickscribble of a tree house, it sucked ass.
When I was little I had a dickscribble of a tree house, it sucked ass.
Dickscribble by One Eyed Wonder Weasle January 6, 2010
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