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dickscribe

Describing your dick (in audio , video and any other format )
She dickscribed my to all her friends. And my phone won't stop buzzing.
by Sudonym April 18, 2016
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Uniform Dickstribution

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
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Dickscrimination

When Someone Assumes That Your Penis Is The Size Of The Minority You Belong To.
"Theres No way I'm Dating You, You're Small"
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination
by Toastpolice September 16, 2009
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Dickocrite

Person who is not only a hypocrite, but also a major dick about it. They think they are holier then tho while all the time plotting evil and crushing cities like Godzilla, whilst wearing a t-shirt that says "NOT ME"

A HYPOCRITE goes to church on Sundays but cheats on their husband. A DICKOCRITE goes to church on Sunday, and cheats on their husband with his brother.

A HYPOCRITE says their vegan and wears TShirts advertising soy...a DICKOCRITE wears said TShirt while eating CHEESE.
"Richard is such a dickocrite...he yelled at me because I cheated on my test, but I just found out he has been sleeping with my best friend for 3 months.
by poon1004 August 13, 2013
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Professor Dickscrape

A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"
by me aka tommy March 9, 2010
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Dickscribble

They gave me a dickscribble of fries when I ordered the small.

When I was little I had a dickscribble of a tree house, it sucked ass.
by One Eyed Wonder Weasle January 6, 2010
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Discriber

A person who subscribes to your YouTube channel only to dislike your videos.
Tom became a discriber because he was self conscious and jealous of the YouTuber.
by RBertP April 9, 2012
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