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I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass 

More truer words have never been spoken.

Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.

I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.
__________

"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun

Dickscrimination 

When Someone Assumes That Your Penis Is The Size Of The Minority You Belong To.
"Theres No way I'm Dating You, You're Small"
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination
Dickscrimination by Toastpolice September 16, 2009

Duckscrimination 

"That is duckscrimination." said the duck.

discriminate 

(unfair treatment based on skin color, age, etc.) is the act of making a bad/unhelpful honor/difference for a being based on the group, class, or category to which they are perceived to belong. (unfair treatment based on skin color, age, etc.) can be reasonable or (related to having wrong, pre-decided ideas).
Kid:Your Black so you don't can't play with us

Kid:Stop Discriminating Me *Calls teacher*
Teacher: DON'T DISCRIMINATE PEOPLE
discriminate by Jif=Bad May 3, 2020

Dickscrimination 

The act of not preferring one dick over another based on color, size, or if cut or uncut
"I'm not fucking you! You're uncut!"
"I can't believe you, that's dickscrimination!"
Dickscrimination by Jaus Kin February 28, 2017

Dickscrimination

A situation—especially in courtrooms, HR offices, or other power-broker arenas—where a man ends up on the losing side solely because he’s a man, while the woman involved gains an advantage she likely wouldn’t enjoy if their genders were reversed. In short: the flip-side of sexism, starring the neglected Y-chromosome.
Example
“After the judge ignored every shred of evidence and rubber-stamped custody for the ex simply because ‘children belong with Mom,’ Zach muttered, ‘Welcome to full-on dickscrimination, bro.’ Even Wildehaven’s own justice warrior, Shayla Wilde, had to admit the system was rigged.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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