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dickscribe
dickscribe by Sudonym April 18, 2016
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Dickscribble
They gave me a dickscribble of fries when I ordered the small.
When I was little I had a dickscribble of a tree house, it sucked ass.
When I was little I had a dickscribble of a tree house, it sucked ass.
Dickscribble by One Eyed Wonder Weasle January 6, 2010
discribity cap
See what'd happen was yous was drunk and wanted to ride out waterskiing style on two discount alligators, much to the delight of all my lady fans, to the wa-ho. I told you ima rip out your distributor cap so you can't drive there. you told me. I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap.
discribity cap by Willie T. October 31, 2003
discribing
discribing by theusaf September 27, 2019
describe a spruce tree
When you want to tell a friend to suck a dick but cant say it outloud
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall
describe a spruce tree by Gosuckasprucetree May 26, 2022
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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