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dicks in your mouth

The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."
Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.

Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.
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Dick In Your Mouth!

The phrase people say when trying to fuck up your focus when playing video games, sports or having sex.
(guy steps up to hit driver)
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"

dick in your mouth! [DIYM] 

shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth
some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you get a [good laugh out of it.

my dick is in your mouth 

Getting absolutely destroyed
Like, damn
Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12

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Friend: Oh my god, bro! My dick is in your mouth. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH!

candis dick fit in your mouth 

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)
oi guess what dud
“what dud
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

your dick's in my dad's mouth 

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026