dicks in your mouth

The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."

Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.

Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.

by Trevis Smith August 30, 2008

Dick In Your Mouth!

The phrase people say when trying to fuck up your focus when playing video games, sports or having sex.

(guy steps up to hit driver)
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"

by mucusalarmclock November 22, 2011

dick in your mouth! [DIYM]

shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth

some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you get a good laugh out of it.

by lazerjhole July 25, 2010

my dick is in your mouth

Getting absolutely destroyed
Like, damn
Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12

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Friend: Oh my god, bro! My dick is in your mouth. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH!

by 11eryxin March 5, 2019

candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023

your dick's in my dad's mouth

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

by millihenry November 8, 2018