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Candis
Sexy, intellient and loyal woman with blonde hair. Usually is a functioning addict. Very resourceful.
Look at that Candis, she is so sexy!
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Candis
Candis by Durban Ictionare January 4, 2019
Candis
Funny joke
Candis
A sexy woman that doesn't take shit from anyone. She is an amazing lover. She has a morbid sense of humor and is fascinated with the occult. She can read people like a book. Always knows when something is up. Great detective. Very intelligent.
Candis by Villainess23 July 27, 2021
Candis Johnson
Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth
Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)
Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)
For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!
Candis Johnson by Candis22443 September 28, 2018
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