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Dickorum 

Maintaining a proper respect for the male anatomical appendage.
Sharon didn’t display proper dickorum when seeing Alan naked for the first time.
Dickorum by KevDog November 12, 2018

Deckorum 

1. dignified propriety of behavior, speech, dress, etc with regard to the act of top decking.
2. the quality or state of being deckorous; orderliness; regularity; efficiency; justice; stealth.
I heard some young ruffian top decked that nice irish theme pub, even though their prices were reasonable and the beer tasty.

Such an act violates deckorum.
Deckorum by Hauntedddd October 5, 2009
when your dick and scrotum are one
they all laughed at my dicktrum
dicktrum by Andrew February 28, 2004

dickormortis 

This happens when you fap so hard for so long, that it becomes almost painful to release the grasp of your penis.
Dude, I fapped for like 15 minutes and now my hand is stuck

Bro sounds like you got a case of dickormortis
dickormortis by Lyoko_the_luxray September 18, 2016

Dickcrumb 

Skin cells left in a woman from sex.
I'm not gonna eat you out! I dont want that last guys dickcrumbs!
Dickcrumb by Wicked1124 September 21, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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